BIFF

Okay, I won’t.

if you’re comfortable lying under 1,100kg.

I’ve sat under much more than that, but I was in a vehicle moving through a tunnel. The seats were comfortable enough.

Is this… Loss?

Whoa… (blushes)

OP just casually taking us to the brink like that. Good on them.

Better check your punctionary, you just said you plan open a time-frosted radio pipe with a kiwi-flavored stock market.

…or maybe you intended to say that.

Yep. All because Bart tried to resurrect Snowball I.

To be fair, a civic del sol is a step away from being a mountain bike with extra wheels and doors, so I recommend that it be exempted from the “heavy machinery” category.

John.

…

Smith.

Had me up until the last sentence, then faith restored.

If you think that’ll be awesome, wait till words are reduced to punctuation marks, and none of them mean what we’d expect.