I haven’t needed an illegal stream in a minute but any fav sites these days that is relatively free of malware?
I haven’t needed an illegal stream in a minute but any fav sites these days that is relatively free of malware?
This is a great reaction image though, so thanks for that
Exactly what came to mind thanks
I’ve had enough
Love your comic strip amigo
Be nice to have something to replace my Nvidia shield pro with that’s not an apple tv. Looking forward to seeing how the new streaming device compares
Agreed though I do like the look of the cat on panel 3
Ding ding ding
Surprised to see the correct answer so far down the list 😔
Weird 100 hours in and I’ve never noticed it
No thanks, but I’ll try and buy less at least
Damn I’ve had it wrong all these years
This is amazing, reminds me of reading PC Gamer back in the day (free demo CDs!). I love that you hosted it on the Internet Archive, great touch. How long did this issue take to put together?
Real good take, I couldn’t agree more. I also sold a dota2 skin that I got randomly for a couple hundred dollars like 8 years ago and it funded my PC purchases for a couple years so I might be biased 😉
//–AUTO-TRANSCRIPTION FROM HYDROPONICS BAY OF UES [Redacted]–//
“Status Report on Hydroponics Unit. Serial key begins with 12ea031lsd095a-“
“Yes, 12ea03. Tasked with care for the cabbage, lettuce, and mizuna growths. About 250 plants total. Stable, but losing biomass. I think there are issues with the microgravity. ”
“Keep an eye on the biomass, we might have to scrap 12ea03 and replace it with one of our evergreen Units. Moving on… serial key crp012d054jd0-“
“Crp01 is doing alright. Tasked with corn. About 80 plants total. Lost 6, down to 74.”
“Sustainable, I suppose. What about… serial key rex0ch12d66m-“
“Oh, that Unit. Yeah, it was tasked with care for one of our cabbage hybrids. To be quite frank… it turned out terrible. I think we started with 80 units, but we’ve lost 79. The hybrid species just isn’t spliced right, I think. There was no way to sustain them.”
“And status report on the Unit?”
“Uh, well… it’s out on the star deck. It managed to hoist the last hybrid onto its platform base, and it’s been walking around the ship ever since, chasing down starlight. ”
“…What? The Unit left Hydroponics?
“Yes, but-“
“So the Unit is disengaging from protocol?”
“Well, yes, but-“
“And instead of terminating the Unit, you let it roam around the ship unsupervised?”
“Just the team, well we just- we just kinda feel bad for the thing, you know. It’s trying really hard to keep that last hybrid alive, and-“
“Go terminate the Unit.”
“Well, the thing is- Rex is actually doing a great job! The hybrid’s biomass-“
“Are you kidding? Terminate the Unit. You have no idea what happens to a robot once it disengages from protocol. You are putting the life of your entire team in danger for the sake of a stray hydroponics unit. This should not even be a discussion.”
….
“Yes, sir.”
Transcriptions complete.
That’s how you actually escape the matrix though