Nope. This guy is the real deal. Nothing he does is large scale or unbelievable. If you turn on captions he walks you through what his thought process is/what he is doing. Very enjoyable.

What if I don’t want to be a delivery boy?

The app I use changes it from “&” to “and” which looks weird still: “AT and T”

Edit: I just realized you did that intentionally because of that issue

I don’t know about FOSS, but Tasker is probably the best bet for phone automations.

Edit: Found this LibreTasks