I personally like “Men v2.0”

I think that fact is cool, thanks for sharing!

“I have a question… for God… WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?”

I could, but I’m glad you couldn’t

After some quick research, it seems like this one is a “eating rocks is dangerous and bad for you” not a “there’s no point in eating rocks, don’t do that”

Which is kind of a bummer, I think it’d be fun to swallow a small pebble every couple days just for the satisfaction of knowing you have a small pebble in your gut

I had this printed in very pretty script on my cubicle once upon a time XD

Fellas, is it straight to… checks notes publicly fantasize about making five men your sex slaves?

Promise? 🥺

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy micturations are to me

As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,

And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts

With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!

Peak art, an inspiration to us all

It’s a bit of a stretch, but yeah

My parents are religious and pretty conservative, but even they’ve pointed out that a lot of people are worshipping Trump as a false Christ

Boots with the purr 😻

I bite my baby even when he’s not in a food-shaped costume, he loves it!

Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:

He’s identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin

No, he is my son too

The only way that you effectively oppose the other

You can always vote third party if you want to pay lip service while helping the candidate you dislike

My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

Those ones we just refuse to acknowledge, corporations pay through the nose for attention, so don’t give it to them

NTBDBIWDFTA

It’s like what I say to bother botanists:

If half of the fruits with “berry” in their name don’t fit your definition of berry, you need a new definition