Seanbaby wrote about this game in like 2001! I remember actually rolling on the floor laughing as my best friend read the article out loud during a Friday sleepover

This is true to an extent. Social media made it much easier to spread misinformation that allowed for the total shattering of consensus reality. Which had been under intense duress for the better part of a century anyways

I know we’re running with a bit here. But straight up we probably don’t want that, we’re gonna need our wits about us if we want to survive. Time to cork the champagne folks

Why would anyone make that bet, when I’m right there’s a good likelihood we’ll both be involved like it or not. Additionally I don’t want to be fucking right about this fool! If you don’t think it’s possible for Trump to send troops into blue cities and states to enforce his agenda and that won’t be met with resistance and then escalation I don’t know what reality you’ve been living in. Either you haven’t paid attention at all or you’re acting in bad faith. I won’t respond to you further, good luck living in denial

Whatever drugs you’re taking please share them with the rest of us

I appreciate what Newsom is doing here and hope other blue governors follow suit. But this is all just window dressing for what is really coming when Trump goes to implement his agenda. Civil war

Good work Kentucky! I don’t get to say this enough but I’m proud of you.

This is legit the best political news this week by a wide margin. It’s still gonna fucking suck but at least we won’t have to worry about fucking polio on top of it

The great thing about us anarchists is that if you leave us alone and don’t fuck with others in harmful ways we’re really ok with how you want to live your life

No I don’t think I will

No he shouldn’t, he should’ve been hanged with Cheney and Rumsfeld

The only bright side is that it’s unlikely they’ll be able to implement it across the country without a civil war. Yes a civil war is the bright side

I may have to remove myself from the internet for a while. Every time I pull myself back together I remember another reason why this is soul shattering and sink into a puddle

I’m a lifelong Georgia Bulldogs fan and used to hold Herschel in almost godlike esteem as a kid. And while I obviously have sympathy for his neurological plight and he clearly is being used and manipulated for political gain. He’s also always been a small minded sexist and homophobic asshole which folks like me ignored for a long time. But those days are done, fuck Herschel Walker.

Stuff on Bill Simmon’s podcast network might scratch your itch? I usually only do the Rewatchables but they generally just talk sports and pop culture and are entertaining and light hearted. If you’re looking for something more political or specific I got recs for those too

I can’t get into the mind of someone that wants body hair on themselves or their partners. I’m a straight cis guy and I shave fucking everything but my head and don’t look for partners that are opposed philosophically. I respect the hell out of the position but it’s not my yum

Here we go

This is what should be, at this point I’d take the Roman way though. Fucking hell I’d take Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Rockefeller over the current oligarchs that seemingly want to cull us all

The only drivable thing that would survive that is a Toyota pickup because they are unkillable

Annie’s young we try not to sexualize her