Aaahh, my first car, back in 1996. Created some good memories in that thing.

Like standing up in a WWI trench - something hit me, what the fuck could that have been?!

“We can’t believe Apple aren’t fucking consumers harder! Apple?! have been fucking everyone so hard, for so long and people have just been bending over and taking it, and so we’re very shocked to see them decide not to go maximum fuck-you with this product”

I asked my dog the same question…

!!<

For profit ambulance service… it just feels so fundamentally wrong, to me.

Uh oh, a citizen is having a medical emergency, time to make some fuckin’ money!

I was at some fast food joint with a buddy and his girlfriend, and after ordering my friend’s girlfriend told me the cashier was so flirting with me.

Me and my friend: What? She was? How so?

My dad had a collection of old and weird stuff, and he’d frequently joke about it; when you need it, remember that there’s a microphone wire for a 1932 Edison dictaphone in this drawer right here.

The US and Israel are here to bring you freedom and happiness, don’t worry about a thing!

It looks a bit similar to this?

Let’s Do London… hmm…

Wow, a whole plane full of people you’d enjoy seeing beaten to a pulp!

Imagine the energy it must require to compress juice into billions of these?! Such a waste…

I don’t, but from this wiki article it sounds like at least some survivors were eventually rescued:

The surviving Glosters were rescued by a column of tanks; they escaped under fire, sitting on the decks of the tank.

Further reading: Battle of the Imjin River

Hehe, yeah, the Brits were surrounded by something like 20k Chinese soldiers, as I recall. A bit sticky indeed.

I think maybe I do!

A double positive can never be negative.

Yeah, riiiight…

I actually wouldn’t be surprised… In this case it’s more likely a call to Trump that went something like “heya fellow rapy, rich dude. Listen, I could afford a lot more new yachts if I didn’t have to pay for all this pesky nercury detection and filtering stuff, can you help me out by being your douchy self?”

He really does look it. So punchable.

He says the people of countries that have been ripping off the US for decades are dancing in the streets… all quiet in Norway.

So sorry about ripping you guys off over there for all these years (I didn’t even know) /s

Phew!