The Beaverton is a satire site

The JWs I’ve had show up at my house have been an entire family of 5, all dressed up in suits.

With all the water I’m gonna be drinking to deal with the dehydration from being in a 55c room, that shouldn’t be that big of a deal. Hell, I could just chill in a bathtub the whole time and use my accumulated sweat for the job

The fact that a lot of relational databases now offer document storage does lend credence to the idea, but at the same time you lose so much when you only have document storage

You can basically take that statement and replace “apt” with “whatever the first package tool I used” and it would be true for anyone.

I can take that bitch

You’ve never assembled ikea furniture?

We’re pushed to use AI a lot at our job and man is it awful. I’d say maybe 20-30% of the time it does okay, the other 70% is split between it just making shit up, or saying that it’s done something it hasn’t.

Approximately $800 after inflation.

Down detector

https://youtu.be/eEJWtAMnAlA

This has happened plenty of times before with redacted documents, someone just goes in, sets the highlighting tool to black, and uses it that way, without realizing that doesn’t actually obscure the words underneath like a sharpie would

so highlighted black…

“Sandwich” shaped

can’t people just enjoy their horribly ugly car modifications without someone commenting on how horribly ugly they look?

There’s movie length cuts of different dragon ball z sagas out there that make them WAY more watchable as an adult

At least you remembered to put the barrel on the cable first.

Am I mathing right that if we win and the Rams and Seahawks lose today, we jump from 7th in the conference to first?

Edit: ugh I jinxed it.

Apparently these actually pre-dated Lego.