Reminds me of this old one that did the rounds:

I think a better punchline is “None. The lightbulb has to change itself”

It’s what plants crave!

As for the majority, if not the entirety of the Commonwealth I’d think.

That’s too bad, I really lichen terrariums.

For Peat’s sake!

It’s like they underwent some kind of MOSS extinction event.

You didn’t get them to the inFERNary in time to save them?

Also a kinda creepy Willy Wonka/Slenderman vibe

They’re confidential informants where I’m from - regional differences isn’t surprising, wonder how it’s abbreviated for other languages.

I agree. Further to that I believe protocol is that when speaking, one must address their comments to the speaker as opposed to any member in the chamber. It is mostly decorum and intended to keep a lid on tempers and direct personal exchanges that can flare up into a hubbub. Speaker is intended to be the impartial head master of the school he oversees and keep the house in order and apply the rules fairly. As you well will have seen - there are varying degrees of success in that pursuit.

Surely he was far too progressive for them. Although apparently “father I cannot tell a lie” was not actually a quote of his and has been mis-attributed all these years. So Liar: CHECK.

Now I’m onto an old nineties song lyric from Ammonia “you’re not the only one who… feels this way “

I don’t get it?

The curvy fir

The bum gum

The pillow willow

The “date” palm

The fine pine

The good wood