You’re making it sound like one of the candidates wants to dismantle the american quasi-democracy and rule as a dictator, where on earth did you get that idea?
What, just because one of the candidates has loudly and proudly proclaimed that they indend to start their term by ruling as a dictator?
And because that same candidate has said “In four years, you don’t have to vote again, we’ll have it fixed so good you’re not going to have to vote.”?
The entire time he was thinking
“This could’ve been an email”
They keep shooting too far-right
I can totally understand why
We do have evidence that at least one species give their members individual names, and at least a portion of the members understand the concept of evolution
So i would say we have more evidence for this meme being accurate than any god being real
A child lying to their parent counts as disrespecting/not honoring their parents, right?
If so, the punishment is actually supposed to be a public execution by stoning if i recall correctly
Notepad running through wine
If you sometimes eat other people, doesn’t that mean you’re in an open diet, or that you’re polydietous?
I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine… always fun
But i have to have my monitor on max brightness else i can’t see anything due to my dark theme!
“our new cancer drug is 99% effective!”
“So it doesn’t work in 1% of cases? Then what’s the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen”
I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!
What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?
God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it
The camera app and spreadsheet app? Because that’s what i would’ve guessed they were based on the icons
Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.
Don’t trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌
All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up
He doesn’t look a day past 80
Reistace is futile
carcinisation is inevitable
give up
give in
we are crab 🦀