They didn’t know it was actually his until they checked the logs.

I know they’re not dinosaurs, but I like pterosaurs a lot. Their wings look cool and I bet a flock of them in the sky would be a crazy sight!

They’re just kicking the can down the road until the heat dies down.

Would

A miserable little pile of secrets

I poop in cleaner water than people used to drink. I still have teeth because a dentist filled my cavities. I’m typing this comment on a device that can show me nearly anything I want.

We’ve got it really, really good. It could also be better and more just.

You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.

I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.

I love this real life Space Dandy reference

If you look at beef you can have low resolution steaks.

Criminality underrated game.

Ahhh yes a classic from an earlier time.

Marijuana baby, that sweet sweet leaf.

It’s about time!

Hell yeah murder chicken packs have to be scary!

Goblin mode isn’t appreciated enough.

What’s your favorite dinosaur?

Fkin love this dog

Thank you