The only public transportation he’s into is when he’s begging for a train
The only public transportation he’s into is when he’s begging for a train
I don’t often top but I want in on this
You’re a damned hero. Thanks for taking us on this ride.
Pretty sure me and another Lemmy were the first two men to meet here then fuck. Highly recommend.
What a shame — I kinda love it
In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.
I hate myself for crushing on him so hard
Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
How is a dick different than a toy . . . in terms of physical sensations?
Physically only?
That’s what my ol’ man calls my chastity belt
Analog: How can you feel pleasure from someone sucking on your finger for instance?
My biggest sexual organ is my brain and when my body is used to get someone else off, I, too get off on it. It feels so so so so good to take dick in the ass (especially if they hit my prostate, but that part is not necessary).
As a gay who used to be even pettier, I have hooked up with exboyfriends’ crushes and one exboyfriend’s new boyfriend. Good lord it is easy to get high off of petty revenge.
he/him/his here
but it/it/its in bed 💅
A night with my ex and our buddies
Not if you’re gay
During a super strong part of my older-bro fetish, I met a guy who played along without breaking character…. until he asked “is this getting weird?”
I saved the day and said “not as long as dad doesn’t hear us fucking.” Ahh. As get as it gets.
You’re getting paid?
This is stupid hot — and a cross-cultural win–win
On the one hand you somehow figured out my irl name
On the other hand it’s not a dream without some dick. Cum. Show off. In any order you like, Hornbag
You’re gonna hate this, but choke me, Ben