It also has all the UI/UX stuff preloaded making everything feel snappier.

Because all the energy of every motion pulling the magnets apart and back together adds up to a net-0 amount of motion in either direction forward or backwards

This tracks with my previous attempts at reporting that Sinfest guy. Posts hundreds of comics that blatantly break multiple official substack content guidelines and I get the effective equivalent of a promise for “action” combined with a dismissive eye roll. They completely ignored my follow-up email detailing the complete lack of action and the dozen or so new content guideline violations.

I’m predicting clothing lines designed to trick the AIs into thinking you’re better endowed than you really are

Not really, there are quantum-resistant crypto algorithms

Darth Vader was never the dictator, he was the muscle and the apprentice.

With a J but rhyming it with life

You’re the software for the meat mech

C’mon, he was subpoenaed. I wish that shit meant something to the plutocrats.

The actual symptom is called “executive dysfunction”.

Every single government shutdown in the last 30 years has been caused by Republicans controlling the House

Luckily the majority of websites and Internet traffic go to the three cloud companies

It gets extremely obvious when they enter the “nearly cracking” voice range but overall it’s fairly close

He could have literally just wished for the best, most ethical solution to happen without even coming up with one and had the stones figure it out for him (i mean, one of the infinitely powerful magical space crystals is the mind stone after all, could totally just say it’s capable of thought)

That’s because they tried to make him some sort of noble villain in the movies when he was just horny for Death in the comics and wanted to impress her

Back when they didn’t have virtual machines so they had to hand-transpile it into Fortran and encode that onto punch slabs to put in their stone computers

Worth noting investigation by some users here on Lemmy have shown the situation to be really hinky. Probably just a troll race-baiting since no actual group has been found.

I prefer to consider it in terms of “dimensions of awareness”. Humans have evolved hundreds, possibly thousands, of interlinked dimensions of awareness for just about everything from colors to body language. Simple automated systems with sensors have their own dimensions of awareness, from vision to heat to pressure. Whatever it is that they track and respond to. AI, however, is finally hitting the point where these dimensions of awareness are being stacked and linked together (GPT5 can see, hear, read, and respond) and it’s only a matter of time and agency (aka executive functioning) before we see true AI consciousness.

He does have an agenda now, though it’s not a political one. It’s the chasing of those strokes to his ego that his alt-right audience gives him every time he says something they like.

I also enjoy making sure the DNA of those bribing me helping me distribute my “savings” around the house is on the cash