Anal fissures.

I still vote. I know it’s all a ruse anyway but it can’t hurt, only takes a few mins so why not.

Yes, it’s especially the rich to blame for our petty shenanigans on this tiny, beautiful rock - like politics - but in the grand scale of the universe, my hatred for all humans is equal, past and present. ‘Hatred’ might be the wrong word, it’s more like extreme disappointment.

Humans don’t deserve to evolve past type 0. We failed as a civilization because in the face of solutions, we create more problems and continue to refuse to do what is necessary to achieve utopia; that is to come together as one global and conscious species and take care of everyone. It is entirely possible to do it right now, but we are consciously choosing not to as a species, to our own demise. We shouldn’t be allowed to colonize other worlds, however, in our wake, we’ll make sure to destroy ourselves too, so no worries there.

This is probably the wrong community for a discussion or comment like this but I really can’t give a fuck.

The electoral college is included in the “garbage in, garbage out” reference.

I wish that were true but reality tells a different story. Besides, I hate all humans equally, especially the rich and their corruption and propaganda that you speak of. I do not believe in our species to solve existential problems, thus we deserve every bit of our own downfall and ultimately, our own self-inflicted extinction. I’m blaming all of us, myself included. Our genes, our history, our evolution, our behavior - that is what the problem is: us.

Garbage in, garbage out. We get who we vote for. This is who most Americans are, this is what America was founded on, and we deserve every bit of it.

We don’t declare wars anymore. Also, ask Libya lol.

If there are less than 4 ping pong tables then I’m just quitting. That is a totally unacceptable number of ping pong tables. Why do companies think they can get away with not providing any ping pong tables? When I interview, my first question is where are the ping pong tables located? It’s a huge red flag not to have any ping pong tables. I mean, what’s the point of living if a man cant play ping pong? Dammit this country is going to hell

Sounds like a couple branches fell off the tree.

Best I can do is pizza party, off the clock.

I love it when my taxes are used so efficiently.

/S