Me when I was little: “mom, why are those guys holding hands?”

Mom: “well you know how you like girls? Some boys like boys. Some girls like girls.”

Me: “oh, cool. Mom, why are the street signs here blue but green in the other town?”

I bring up this exchange whenever people say stuff like “but what will the kids think? It will break their brains!”

Now, my mom teaching that to me DID cause some damage, because she forgot to add: “but you go to catholic school, so don’t repeat that or else you’ll get in trouble AND the other kids will bully you and the teachers won’t stop them”. Thankssss mom.

Sneezed on the toilet once with my head turned. Neck was frozen for like a week after that one lol.

So many times I’ve thought fuck it, why don’t I get in on the grifting? Damn conscience getting in the way of potential riches.

So SPY 560 calls two weeks out?

My library even has 5G routers you can rent for 3 months at a time. Really great option to get internet at home if you’re on a tight budget.

This is what the Americans who support a war with Canada don’t realize.

For a minute in Canada we would say “if Obama were Canadian, he’d be the greatest conservative PM we ever had”

We desperately need more Luigis

Time to do the needful, America.

Was just going to say “host your own on AWS” and then remembered who owns aws.

Might have to literally host my own now.

I really fear that this is just the beginning of much worse things to come.