their insides look like a mix of their outsides and their personality

This wins 🏅

I love this so much

I would also recommend Doctor Sleep if you haven’t seen it. It’s a wonderful sequel/tribute to the Shining and so, so dark.

All I think of is this now

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“Where do you think it goes?”

New trolley problem just dropped

My brain keeps seeing the blue guy’s nose as his mouth, it’s very distracting

On an unrelated note, check out this carrot I got at the supermarket

It looks like a Maya glyph

Thanks, I ended up going with “wealthy overseas relative who I have to report to”

This is roughly what I went with. I also kept it vague

That’s how it felt the entire visit

Thanks for the suggestions, I did ask about those. The agent had no idea but it made me sound more legit. Also, I posted an update!

Just posted a update!

Thanks for your advice. This helped me feel less nervous about the visit. I did stay vague but friendly when he asked me personal questions.

Thanks, I wrote down all your questions in my notebook. Turns out everything has to be redone so that was easy. This house is definitely a money pit. But if I had infinite money, I would totally restore it.

Just posted a update (no video though)!

Yes, overseas relative was the story I went with. It also allowed me to justify taking a bunch of photos.