You just learned that today?

immediately empties an entire magazine into a car while wildly combat rolling like a terrified toddler

And yelling “I’m hit! I’m hit!” at his partner, who then also shot at the vehicle.

Obviously wouldn’t work with cellular

Ever hear of a stingray?

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OMG IT’S LATINX YOU SEXIST /s

you forgot “being black”

It probably brings back some junior/senior high school trauma they most likely all have caused.

I’m pretty sure that’s a lot of this issue. They were bullies and assholes in school and always picked on the “weird kid(s)” and now that they’re being referred to that way they’re freaking out because they’re scared they’re going to become a target.

One of the best West Wing lines ever. Penn Jillette is awesome.

It’s bullshit.

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/programs/bridge/index.html

You’re either trying to push misinformation or just hilariously uninformed. No adult has to pay for a covid vaccination if you do even the slightest bit of research.

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/programs/bridge/index.html

appointing a Supreme Court Justice during an election year

FTFY. Voting had already started when they rammed the handmaid in there to replace Ginsburg.

replaced sugar with chemicals

OH NO, NOT SCARY CHEMICALS!!!111

Sugar is a chemical, ya dolt. So is water. So are most of the components that make up you.

Man, education has really taken a nose dive…

I think you missed the joke.

it’s on you to meet sure your understood

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Wolferine

lol

Mosquito magnet. I have one, they work very well.

In the US, electric vehicles are only affordable for wealthy drivers.

Here’s 14 used EVs for under 5k. Yeah, they’re not the greatest whizbang self driving blah blah blah, but I put almost 100k miles on a 2011 Leaf and had little issue with it, and my kid is still driving it to this day. It’s all you need if you’re just running around town doing errands. Rent something for long trips.

https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inventorylisting/viewDetailsFilterViewInventoryListing.action?zip=90017&inventorySearchWidgetType=AUTO&sortDir=ASC&sourceContext=untrackedExternal_false_0&distance=100&sortType=BEST_MATCH&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity=d2077

There is competition here, though. It’s not like it’s a single insurance company monopoly. You can usually get a better deal by shopping around.

It’s kind of funny you mention this. I just sat down and went through every insurance company I could find (over 15 of them) that are still writing policies here in CA because Geico decided to jack my rates over 20% this renewal. Literally every one of them were within $5 every 6 months of the price Geico is charging me for the renewal.

Tell me again how I’m supposed to “get a better deal by shopping around”?

OmG so EdGY

monthly subscription for “Walmart+” where you can scan and pay for your items as you shop and never even have to go through the registers or kiosks at all.

This isn’t entirely true. You still have to stop by the self checkout and scan a code on the screen there and confirm a few things, but it is way faster.