Do yourself a favor and drink water instead. Your teeth and testicles will thank you

Oh that’s fucked up then, rip

I always throught fediverse was a god awful name. Like it sounds like a website for FBI agents. “You guys see that thread on the fediverse?” Who came up with this name? It sucks!

Wow what a brave resistances to le evil drumpf, thank you Mr presidents!!! Sounds of deep throating ex presidential weiners

Tldr

Can’t wait to catch giga measles from some disgusting slop hog of a parent, who caught it from their disgusting mole rat of a kid, who caught it at the disgusting cess pit of a school. I’m going to cut my head off on the razor wire fence

Isn’t that standard process when booking inmates

No. I will not. What a rude proposition

That’s nice can we get some protection for anything here on earth? Don’t give a fuck about some moon shit there’s no one there. Call me when they find dudes living on the moon, then I’ll fuckin care

Death stranding was straight up the worst game I’ve ever played. kojima is a hack

Average early access dev

Fuck! That drone was just some chump? I’m telling the boys we got the block back!!

Wanted to play halo but I had uninstalled it to make space so I played prodeus instead. Close enough

Hey Siri, please generate 900 pages of gollum porn

I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn’t going off the deep end

It’s windows derangement syndrome, sadly afflicts many on the lemmyverse