sounds pretty real and straight… not fake or gay here

unless gay for classic rock? truly there’s no telling

that’s way too close to Agent 47. please don’t hurt my favorite hitman

maybe i’ll be able to afford a whole home battery soon

FTFY

dude are you me or some shit, this hits way too close to home

heheh, it has teeth

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

this will be said every single time a new big game is about to come out and mostly everybody still won’t listen. why?

…no like i’m genuinely asking, why

seconding this, can barely remember anything not life shatteringly important anymore

This is not the first time that legend has posted.

worst sentence i’ve ever read.

thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

a konami code stratagem would be sick though

Jessica Tarlov, one of the panel’s more liberal co-hosts, said she was in favor of the game removing slurs, adding, “I think we can all agree on that.”

Two panelists replied, “Not so fast!” and “Be careful, Jessica.”

“Careful, Jessica! Can’t have our viewers thinking rationally!”

Do they have a fucking code or something? Did somebody actually read the Trump bible?

thanks, japan!

dude using interrobangs is a fucking power move

i’m still a lurker, i post less, and im practically a ghost on here. i’m winning and loving it. reddit w/o the problems

i have complete control of mine, so it’s about as demoting as i think i am, which i’m not thankfully

where do i sign?

related, but not the source we’re looking for https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3092984/