hahaha they blew up an effigy of YOU my guy! that’s pretty specific! kinda hard to seriously argue that hating ONE GUY out of all the Jewish people on earth is antisemitism.

(yes the rest of the zios can all fuck off too but this is too funny)

(decatpitated)

dont ever talk to me or my son, saskatchewan, again

perfect lil big noser

switching from an iphone is particularly painful, because things that “just work” on ios are either only available through an extremely complicated workaround or you’re just shit.out of luck.

also GOS is not easy on the eyes. if i cant figure out how to change that damb blue alarm screen im just gonna get a flip phone.

RIP bozo

havent seen anyone add this yet in the comments so here goes: are you adding the eggs to already-boiling water? or adding them to cold water and bringing them to a boil? i switched over to adding them to boiling water, and have had no trouble peeling since. 7mins for over-medium. no ice bath necessary, i just run a little cold water over them so i can handle them easily.

hard hitting journalist Thomas Shardware

i had to watch several of his videos on surveillance before realizing that this is the guy who saved a .png image to a bird

https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/trans-wizard-harriet-porber-and-the-bad-boy-parasaurolophus-an-adult-romance-novel/26767611/#edition=41166236&idiq=52667176

chuck tingle has written a series of these books

big alphabet HATES this one trick: i before e except after c

that is not all i got

i also got to look at george

DUSTY OLD BONES

 FULL OF GREEN DUST

stealing this to post on jorts.horse

undocumented immigration isn’t a real issue in any US state. there is no legitimate reason for ice to exist. before they became trump’s death squad, their purpose was to keep the migrant labor force living precariously enough to accept starvation wages.

𖤐 𝖍𝖆𝖎𝖑 𝖕𝖎𝖐𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖚 𖤐

despite being completely unhelpful, this answer is oddly more wholesome than the old “cut down count rings”

then again all the trees being starved of water by the data center may disagree

that is a bird

you coulda drawn this with stick figures and it would have been objectively better