Only 2 are feasible due to I don’t like tats. And they are both fabulous. But 4.

All three are actually, the waist/ribcage cord is meant to be straight around, not in a big U neck.

Light-bulb tan for me.

*Aeroplane blondes

I’d be happy with either of them, treacle!

Jenna Haze? Top right.

‘I’d like to put her on like a front-pack’ I like it!

A ‘throwabout’ if you will.

Aeroplane blonde

I’ve always thought she is to beautiful for such bad tattoos.