You know it’s fake because Trump actually watches loli, not yaoi. Except that one time with Bubba.

Of course, a public key. You effing leftists. I only post private keys.

he did it for the love of the game

Hey, back in the 90s, I went to an theme park and they had those IMAX screen with moving chairs and you felt like you were getting chased by the shark or the dinosaurs. So imagine what they can do now when they stuff you in a small cabin, they can make you believe ANYTHING! Who’s crazy now huh?

J’adore le fromage, mais le fromage does not adore me.

And their undergarment shall be tainted Van Dyke Brown!

Hundreds? President.
Thousands? Sir.

It’s not about the price of the dinner, it’s about the quality of the company. And the edibleness of the food too.

Sure, but buy me dinner first.

… and it’s today I learned I have no true friend.

🎶 Now you’re a maaaaaaaan 🎵

Red Green

You are a Übermensch. different category altogether.

I used to play Left for Dead 2 with a Buddhist monk back in the day.

I might have also sold him half an ounce of weed once, after getting a good deal for a whole ounce, but I wasn’t smoking enough to warrant having that much on hand. Allegedly. I imagine the experience of handing illicit substances to a monk in full regalia might have felt surreal and kinda sinful to my Christian educated ass.

I use S3 with OVH at my workplace. So it’s not just aws / google.

My God is now submerged under a mountain of empty Nespresso capsules.

Eh, what are you thinking, Philip?

Can’t wait for Erogesaurus to drop.

But he made that nice speech that one time!!1!

As if questioning CEOs would ever get you any real answers. These ghouls have a fiduciary obligation to their shareholders ; acquiescing to accusations of this kind would be bad for the stock, they probably could get sued for telling the truth.

This post was fueled by wrath and is for entertainment purposes only.