I’m lucky enough to have a WinCo nearby, but I’m not sure how widespread they are

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

Aka the smelly boy society

That sounds like good traits for a junior or internship role.

Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you need to be working

I hope this reference never dies

The US has NPR and PBS but I’m guessing they’re not as influential as the CBC is in Canada

Wow that was fast

Sausage, eggs, bacon, hash browns

Winco FTW

I think the italics were pretty clear labeling

…And I would walk 500 miles

Fresh jalapenos?

Dueling peaks!

I think it has something to do with z representing the vertical axis. I still don’t get what weasel foxes have to do with the speed of light tho

Bragging about paying a porn star for sex while your wife is at home nursing your newborn is a helluva power move. I wonder why more people don’t do it?

Wow that’s wild, my only experience with that tingling feeling is testing 9V batteries with my tongue. I’ve had a healthy fear of electricity and always LOTO at work, so I’m hoping it stays that way.

As an American, I would definitely use poorly in this context. But since it seems they’re an English speaker learning French, I think it makes sense to say badly. It’s a more direct translation for mal, the word they’re learning

Or the cartilage got damaged/destroyed and it’s bone rubbing on bone

a metal item when I was younger that was still hot

Still hot as in temperature or electricity?