New Balance has your back.

It’s almost like they walk around the Nike store.

Damn, I had no idea that existed. Now I wonder what the cost is, I could have used it in the past.

Damn, I want that sort of insurance. Do you offer it?

which would shut down components on its own to safeguard the probe, requiring recovery by the flight team — a lengthy process that carries its own risks.

Uhhh… how the fuck are you planning on recovering it?

Insurance for work done? What the fuck kind of industry do you work in? Who even insures things like this?

They just gotta go clean it up, end of story. It’s going to be more expensive than if they had just eaten the cost and dumped it in the first place.

lol, haughty vegetarians telling poor motherfuckers that they should just not eat meat.

Listen, you assholes: If these people are eating the donkeys it’s out of desperation. They don’t WANT to eat their donkey, they are starving if they do that.

Weak. The weakest. Never seen a politician so weak as JD.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Sure sounds like it’s more piracy to me.

LOVELY SPAM… WONDERFUL SPAAAAAM

“I didn’t know him, only his email address”

Read the text for as little as $1.99 a month!

edit:

The Iranian people harbour no enmity towards other nations

Fucking laughable.

This war is clearly illegal and uncalled for but for that assclown to actually write that down? Bitch, please.

That is probably the most bruh bruh to ever bruh.

Damn, bro came with receipts! But think about it, OP… if you expel even a tiny bt of something, you will have lost it.

Stop sending the drunkards down here I guess? Every Canadian I’ve encountered in the 'states is a fucking mess…

lol, those assholes won’t let you in if you had a DUI 20 years ago.

Fuck 'em, stay out and go spend your money in Mexico, it’s a much nicer place.

I really gotta see this racoon gif

They don’t seem to have power

I think it was just heavier than they expected. This was the day they decided to add armor to the Presidential Limousine.

Oh hell naw. Some fool is gonna dump it all in a duffel bag and ship it off to his plug to send to some country where they just jailbreak them.

edit: lmao, even