Is that the one with the eye?

That was awesome.

Apple trees are both mommies and daddies.

Big ears!

Are the “good guys” still kaiju? I mean, I know the good monsters are still kaiju. But is, like, Ultraman a kaiju?

Phantom time conspiracies are my favorite kind of dumbass conspiracies.

To load the gun. Pay attention!

Though apparently only forms because of a fungus!

That edit made my day.

I’ll have to look into that idea! Honestly I never even imagined that these were even vaguely related to actual Chinese desserts; I entirely assumed they were just Western cake ideas, but impossibly cheap.

Like the pizza that’s always on those burgers. Even less authentic than the rest of the stuff, and somehow cheaper tasting than even Cici’s. (Not knocking the restaurants for that; gotta have something for the picky kids.)

Hired goons?

What’s this from?

Bullet Train was fun as hell.

Edit: I just realized that I saw John Wick based on, “Hey I want to see a movie today. John Wick? No idea what this is, but if it’s in IMAX it might be fun!”

It was.

I’m a huge fan of cookie dough, cookies and cream, and birthday cake. But if I had to choose a single flavor, it’d be good, strong vanilla.

I enjoyed this.

Additionally, eight ounces of steak might be lean. (It also might not, of course.) Eight ounces of hamburger, especially one from a fast food restaurant, is absolutely not lean beef.

Our enemies are both terrifyingly strong and laughably weak.

:(

That kitty’s gazin’.

It’s inane to say “always has.” You can easily make the point that they’ve become pretty damn shitty, though.

Jesus Christ.