641·
3 months ago“MAGA turns on Joe Rogan”.
Fucking ewwww
- 0 Posts
- 18 Comments
Joined 1 year ago
Cake day: June 19th, 2023
You are not logged in. If you use a Fediverse account that is able to follow users, you can follow this user.
I feel like this belongs here:mahna mahna
2·4 months agoThe best place to store piss is in the body
1·5 months agoCP/M on a Kaypro II. My uncle was a contractor for the US air force. Even had a modem - a wooden box he built to hold a telephone handset.
Fun times.
1·7 months agoI carry a small stone cicada in mine.
Anything from Cryo Chamber (on YouTube)
2·8 months agoFeces Fling Server Monkey, 2nd class.
8·8 months agoThe stripes add 10 horsepower.
1·10 months agoNot that there aren’t a lot of stupid people here, but these particular clowns are coming from Virginia Beach.
I’d drag my cock through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walky-talky.
and
If you knew what I was thinking, you wouldn’t be my friend anymore.
Fuck off, bro. Give him to Dallas.
Is this strictly necessary?
I’m trying not to throw up into my dinner plate.
It’s still 99 cents at the grocery stores (here in Texas) but at a major convenience store chain, they actually have Arizona cans printed 1.59! Like…WTF!
Oh yeah, it was fuckin gross. An all over scab. Like forbidden fried chicken.
I had a serious case of chickenpox right before I turned 21. All over crust, mouth, eyelids, ears, groin…I smelled like I was rotting and eventually was hospitalized for two weeks. The nurses took turns or drew straws or something. I pretty much went out of my mind for awhile.
On a positive note, afterwards, I didn’t have any kind of acne for like 5 years.
I worked at a headshop in the late 80’s amd early 90’s.
We sold nitrous oxide for whipped cream (and to inhale). It’s a very short lived high…mebbe a couple of minutes for the average person. It came in 24 packs of nitrous cylinders for about $50 US.
There was a guy who would come in when we opened at 10 AM and buy a case (144 cylinders) for personal use, and be back in the store before 6 PM to buy another case. Eventually over a few weeks he was buying multiple cases every time. His lips started cracking and bleeding from the cold, and then turning blue. We found out he was going to our other stores in the area and finally banned him.
We had people buy crack pipes and other smoking paraphernalia too, but that one haunted me. I had never seen someone fall that hard into addiction, or that fast. He was obviously miserable and could not stop.