Please God, give me a real photo of trump vaping. It would be so fucking funny.

What if we used 100% of the brain to make memes?

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You aren’t taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

Wouldn’t a fish have a land-bath? Like an upside tub with air and dirt.

I did 1 bad thing: everything

Yes, we all have a closet filled with Waters brand chromatographs

Have you tried watching the same media over and over and over?

edit: and over

Prosecutor: “do you swear to the truth?”

Me:

Too many jrux

Kidney stones are miserable. Drink your GD water

What’s that in metric?

Meanwhile I’ll the one literally swimming in coins

More brutal than honest, actually.

I’m disappointed that there’s not E089 PROGRAMMER IS NOT BEING SINCERE

That money is still going somewhere. The donors are getting poorer and whoever is receiving the legal fees is getting more powerful.

No, you have your digital id in a database that also has a link to a picture of the precious. There is no implied ownership of the image.

You got any of them Mummies Alive! movies?

XD lol random

Arizona is our “floor is lava” theme park