Derp, i blame 10 hour shift brain…

pagers

Exploding

Kill 8 and injure more than 2,700

Damn, I’ve seen vape batteries going up, but i never thought of a (most likely) smaller pager battery doing that much damage. Wonder what the chemistry of those batteries was…

Maybe during the rhinoplasty, she asked for those smelly bits to be snipped/disconnected? /S?

We have express (toll) lanes on some highways around me, and the navigation system loses its damn mind every time. “Keep going straight”, “continue going straight”, “proceed in a trajectory perpendicular to your current trajectory”; I fucking get it!

This is a really big point actually. When I’m growing salad greens, you have to stop giving them nutrients about a week before harvest, so the plant can burn through those saved up nutrients, otherwise it straight up tastes like metal/vitamins.

I don’t even know how to respond… Like when a child calls you a do do head, or a libtard. I’m not offended by you, I’m embarrassed for you.

Better than cold McDonald’s…

Just dead naming Twitter to get a rise is 33% of the reason I still do it.

The other 66% is fuck musk, and the remaining one percent is i just can’t be bothered…

And just like Adobe wanting people to stop using “Photoshop” as a verb, the Segway changing cities as we know them, calm political discord, or me ever calling that shit “X”: https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Its-Not-Going-To-Happen.jpg

I’m going to get my popcorn, and watch the Twitter response while listening to Popcorn, which should just be the soundtrack to the Republican party…

Edit: Awesome version of Popcorn : https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=oRXiXy9ZLW4&si=IKEGL_MPNFKHTGI-

Because each and every one of them is a hypocrite.

Anecdotal proof time:

My dad’s truck.

Me, my brother, brothers’ friend and brothers’ friends’ sister, all XY, all see a greenish gray truck.

My mother, sister-in-law, brothers’ friends’ wife, all XX, all see a dark green truck.

He’s joined Hercules in the great Sandlot in the sky.

He’s joined Hercules in that great Sandlot in the sky.

Chump don’t want da help, chump don’t get da help.

"Huh, when was the NES released.

Checks Google

Oh living fuck, I too am as old as the NES… Brutal…

So, how exactly is this God’s plan? And remember, “the Bible has all the answers!?¡¿”

Musk plans to sue advertisers planning to withdraw from x in record numbers.

Thank you for your service.

These headlines are why people are so dumb now. They see the headline and fill in the gaps: “Applesauce can kill you! (If injected into the blood stream)” OMG!? Did you see that article about applesauce!?

At the start of my freshman year, they hadn’t finished building the “new” gym, which was to be used for the gym classes, so the cheerleaders could practice in the old, big gym.

So the cheerleaders practice on one side of the old gym, and a bunch of horny teen idiots on the other. Dear God the shit they would say, unapologetic and just the worst; “i can see your pu$$y! Bitch just did the splits and left a hickey on the floor!”

Beyond “Hur dur”, this was straight up verbal assault. A few days after the worst of these comments, we were told to go to a portable classroom where we learned health crap out of a book, then i went up four flights of stairs to the actual health class.

No idea where the hell i was going with that, other than it seemed to be a way to tire us out, until the comments landed us in class, then it seemed just a way to keep us occupied until the gym teacher could follow her true, Lesbian Passion ®, girls volleyball coach.