If they met, it wouldn’t be a big deal to either of them, they’re normal to each other.

Ever tried turning the handle up?

Does he have wings one week out of four?

I only want gatto.

Give you the means to live, prosper, and grow, and the tools and resources to let you help others do the same? I can get on board with that.

Want my mother’s maiden name and my favourite pet’s name too?

Oh, sure, make me cheer for Elon now. FINE. Just this once.

Reputation in industry. If they’re viewed as crap, your degree could actually hurt you in the job market.

First year residence guarantee. Unless you’re commuting from home, see who guarantees first year residence. Depending on the city, housing could be hard to come by.

Related: distance between housing and your lecture halls. If there’s multiple campuses, make sure your housing is near the one you’ll be at.

Co-op. If applicable, you want this.

Spoiler alert: Mexico’s paying for it.

Meh, cheap Roku stick or equivalent and it’ll be fine.

This guy billionaires.

Pfft, like a billionaire playboy moisturizes his face with any lotion not containing any SPF factor.

Carpet.

You’ve created a simple laptop bending device. I would add a LOT more support to both areas where it contacts.

There is a non-zero number of people that do this. I’ve seen the evidence of this myself.

Wait, Stellantis? The hodgepodge collection of like 15 different brands that is currently headquartered in Europe, and has formed a JV with Leapmotor to do all their EV stuff? Lobbying FTW I guess.

Spaghettananas is bugs.

I’m busy that day.

He came from the deep ocean, and nobody thinks he’s just the absolute master at treading water?? SMDH

They’re also proud of their other son, the sanitation engineer.