I lived on a boat for many years and most of those at commercial fishing docks. Someone left a 5 gallon bucket of anchovies out in front of their boat on the dock for a couple days - with the cover on. I was present when it was opened. PTSD level bad.
Does anyone have an idea if this is anywhere near the mass needed to account for “dark matter”? It sounds like something that (if true) would at least change the math a bit… ?