B gives me crazy vibes… B.

Are you having a stronk?

I can’t help but wonder about the wayitfeels

There once was a girl, PeachyArielle,
Whose curves cast a tantalizing spell.
With a sweet, juicy treat,
Her ass was elite,
A feast that could tempt you to dwell!

Need a hand?

Remind me, where am I going to be waking up tomorrow?

In my pants

At least 0. Maybe more

Twat devils are my new fetish

Why do you have a giant bag of rice in your room?

Seems sus

My wife would high five me when I told her 😏

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

They should

Wrong community

For 19…

As opposed to what exactly?

That’s some cleavage I could really get behind

Yes, let’s post a picture of your thigh to c/ass

This doesn’t seem sussy at all…

Good news! I know the perfect random ally