Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.

edit: I’m fucking stupid, you guys.

Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?

This is me and my buddy Kyle circa 3rd period math class in 10th grade, at least twice a week.

We haven’t been suckered into shit. We’ve been forced to participate under threat of violence and starvation without ever having been given a choice.

I’m using it from now on. There’s no telling how old rescue animals are sometimes.

I never understood this boomer shit.

I’ve never heard the term “gotcha day” before. It’s cute as fuck.

That’s an extra feature they try to up-sell you at the dealership.

Get it on!

There’s always the blue shell.

He doesn’t come off that way in this interview. He seems like a rich old fuck who’s been so rich for so long that he genuinely struggles to understand how the poor plebs could possibly exist without private jets.

Rascist?

That’s what happened to me and I’m radicalized now.