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He got sober in 2019, but the first few years of sobriety tend to be … fraught, and he would have had to play defense (wish he would have) in the media. But mostly I think Biden’s folks thought keeping Hunter out of the spotlight was the right move, and that’s a shame.

Uh what’s the french word for “antibiotic,” I need to tell a friend

“Your dad’s a good wrestler. But I’m better.”

Americans don’t know how to fight AI so they’re fighting data centers instead. You’ll notice folks who don’t care about climate change or brown kids with cancer taking an interest in this fight.

The Internet is pretty fucked, we might as well just call it and go home. Oh wait

I wish they’d have let Hunter out of his cage during Biden’s admin, it might have changed things.

In fairness they’ve been spreading Northward yearly for several years, we knew they were coming and eradication efforts have been underway for a while to try to blunt it. But, with the idiots currently in charge, just assume those efforts have been botched until proven otherwise.

And the groundwater there is going to be contaminated for thousands of years, but it was an important jet in an important war and they’ll understand.

That doesn’t sound like a real turkish proverb but I’ll allow it

Yes they just borrowed its skin for a while, it was happy to be involved

If you’re not meant to dabble in addiction, why are there rehabs?

It’s crucially important to raise kids with an understanding of whole food and its importance. You can’t keep them from processed food, but you can make it clear it’s a sometimes choice. Once they’re an adult and start to care about their health, they can build on the whole food foundation you gave them.

But God, so many of us were just raised on whatever came out of a box or packet or tube.

Stargate. Next question.

US’s TSA issued new guidance last month, basically they said they don’t give a shit and do whatever. Which… matches what many of us have been doing for decades. Flying with flower, concentrate, edibles - all super easy, and they have never really cared. In fact the first two times I flew with flower, I did it accidentally, which is how I realized they really don’t care.

Well, no, they’re talking world class 8-story bunker and hospital and god knows what else under a bullshit ballroom that’s supposedly now under a drone launchpad for all of DC… I mean none of this is actually going to get built, but they definitely have things to boondoggle and tinker with until someone sane comes along.

Semen actually became a semi-popular note in boutique fragrances some years ago, ELDO’s Secretions Magnifique comes to mind.

Get yourself shittin’ like a 15-year-old farmboy that way

It says “over 1.2” which means you know what some engineer gave the spec as.

Exactly once, while the owner was watching on my first day. But before he could say anything I zipped off and discovered just how fast an imported Audi can be.

Lied about my age to work in a grocery store, which was funny as they gave me keys to an Audi stick-shift and told me to do donut runs every morning. I didn’t even have a license. I did learn fast and mastered a stick, as well as saw my manager fuck my classmates.