It’s in my head now, so might as well share

https://youtu.be/KMYN4djSq7o

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagon_Pizza_Meter

Maybe laughter really is the best medicine

Was the bag actually paper before, or paper lined with plastic?

AI slop of an old joke?

The world tour

This is going to ruin the tour

It could be worse

Did he actually do anything with India/Pakistan?

He’s just very forward thinking. In 14000 years you’ll be sorry for not heading this warning!

Or scrubs

https://youtu.be/JnG4aplkw4s

Early Premature access

This has me in stitches

Heating up a mug of water in the microwave is fine. I don’t get why people are so snobby about this. The water doesn’t care where the heat energy comes from.

Reminds me of

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversies_about_the_word_*removed*rdly

Edit: Lol I was trying to link to a Wikipedia article about a word that’s often misinterpreted as racist and the link got censored. November India Gamma Golf Alpha Romeo Delta Lima Yankee is the word for those who want to read the article

Mitsubishi too

Melted brie

I’ve now thrown out all my toothbrushes and toilet paper. My fridge and pantry have been emptied entirely, and the bookshelf has been purged. Maybe this wasn’t the best approach.

Upscaling can introduce errors which is not something you’d want in an encyclopedia

That’s a good point, I was lumping too many people together there. Yes, now how will people show they “suffered” with dieting?