No Excel. No software of any kind. Just a gif of a rat spinning in circles for eternity

Nope, it’s Mr. Lovenstein. You can tell by the style, but also the (pretty easy-to-miss) watermark right in the middle of the panels

Depends on how it feels when I’m not shitting and pissing in it.

If it craves my waste, but can be chill during the time I’m not using it, then I’d choose that. However, if it spends all that time in agony from not having its desires met, then I’d rather it hates it, since it would only have to go through that a couple of times each day versus suffering almost all day long.

I always figured it was meant to describe the kind of person who could sit and happily eat an entire plate of shit, and yet still think they’ve got things more figured out than anyone else.