“Vance…. Vance… big brother…”

“WHAT DID YOU DO TO ELON, DONNIE!?”

Ridiculous. Everyone knows it’s to commemorate Foxy Boxing, when a foxy boxer at a high-end strip club in Rhode Island sued her employer after her silicone breast implants were ruptured in a fight.

sensitive dickheads?

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You ever notice how Troy McLure breakdances like this, while Dr Zaius breakdances like this?

Ha, you fool! It’s your cuteness on a scale of 10

Animorphs? At this time of the millenium? Located entirely within this 196 community?

Manipulativeness

“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

Also, “Pierre” also means “rock” in french, so his name could be translated to “Stone Wolf Clawed”

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

It’s the same combination on my luggage!

Get in the depression region of collective human consciousness, Shinji

Ah, the art of bushit-o

True story. Got my dingy absolutely WRECKED by a Hag witch before she turned me into a frog, and I’m not talking about my boat

I went to bed at 10pm after cleaning my bathroom and putting away my clothes. I woke up 5 hours later with a cold. No regerts

So, fun fact, when most people are able to recall whatever incredible idea or artistic vision they had in their dream, they soon realize that it was just their memory replaying something that already existed. An obscure song that you forgot about, a scene from an old movie that you’d think would make for a funny comic strip, etc. Now, this doesn’t mean that people aren’t creative and can’t dream of new things, it just means that your dreams just churn out a vomit of things you’ve processed before.

Source: I made it up

I wanna see a Dog Wick spin-off. John is the one that stays at home and the dog goes out to protect him

<the lore/gameplay/soundtrack/story were great/instant classic>

If you think that’s rock bottom, I think you should make like a Zapp Brannigan backrub and go lower.

Lower.

Lower.

Too low!

Lower…

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