We will forever be at the cusp of tomorrow’s balls

Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

I agree, where is the advocacy for men like me, who are both unhot AND terrible?

Have you tried flinging your own feces

I find it to be… flings a type 3

That’s not what this sub is for but thank you for providing the soundtrack

Edit: sorry, not sub, federation or branch or whatever. Sorry, I’m still deprogramming myself from the reddxodus

Ya almost got me dawg

I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)

This video is ancient. I’m not saying that time has any bearing on consent, just that OP is unlikely the original videographer, nor possessing the means to contact this gyrating, pants-less man.

Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat

Angela Collier is a gem, I love her videos

Is that Simon Templeman!?

Looks like a pair of panties

Get me some

Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence

Incest Myres

Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

As a person who’s just started playing Portal again, i find this very funny please get out of my closet

I hate when arth give feelinga

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

“Protect your pack” might’ve been cooler with multiple wolves

I will 100% admit it’s easier to criticize from the toilet from which I poo than to make art