Fuck, I just cleared my history.

Can somebody please tell me what history -c is?

There’s a 100% chance that humanity will die, eventually. We surely can’t survive until the end of time. Even if we could, you wouldn’t be able to witness that either.

Gone but not remembered.

Cement is highly alkaline. If wet cement comes in contact with your skin, it can cause third degree chemical burns. So don’t write your name in wet cement like Bart Simpson.

I used to think “euthanasia” was a country.

It automatically updates the software you’ve installed, and there’s no way to turn that off. That’s why I personally hate it.