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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Where's my safety pin.

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Where's my safety pin.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • AlmightySnoo 🐢🇮🇱🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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      🤨

      🟡

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      deleted by creator

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    That wall is pregnant

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      deleted by creator

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        Preganté

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          Gregnant

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        How is babby formed?

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    If the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P

    Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don’t be rude - say hi back! :-D

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      Bro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.

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        Bonk

        • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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          bonk me again daddy

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            Shut up, slave! I’ll bonk you when I’m ready, slut!

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              That’s more of a KinkJalopy at this point

      • OpenStars@startrek.website
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        Uh… W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm?

        Nvm, I don’t think I need to know right now.:-D

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          (sex)

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        Given that happens fr, you’re going to need to work on your mental health, tho…

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          Walls spawn mouths that you can get a blowjob from for real?

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            Only if you get them wet enough

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    Someone impregnated the glory hole.

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    Best case scenario it’s full of pee.

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      Is… Is regular water not an option?

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        Do you know how much structural damage water can do??

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          More or less than pee?

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            The sky has a larger bladder

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    You’ll want a bucket and probably a mop.

    When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually.

    But yours is bigger.

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      Imagine how big it could be today. More water than wall.

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    Its like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.

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    It’s okay that’s just a friendly Demogorgon living in your wall

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      You can tell it’s a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don’t confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.

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    I just want to know… which brand of paint

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      Probably 5-7 coats of latex over 70 years.

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      Wall mart, obv

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        Wall wart, if anything

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        Doubt. It’s actually holding together.

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    Good thing it’s away from that electrical outlet …

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    Yeah, towel should do the job

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      /s

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    It’s the titty wall from Duke Nukem, give it a slap

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    Wall water in its purest form

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    That’s one big spiders nest.

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    uwu

    (sorry)

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      *notices bulge*

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      I see something that looks like a belly I uwu

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