Is it though? Undernourishment and food supply charts for same time frame and countries. NK line cuts off in 2018, must’ve stopped sharing data around then because the situation was getting so good and it’s been smooth sailing for global economic and political stability since then.

I have lingering doubts.

Might be okay with giving a foot massage to another consenting adult human as long as I don’t get thrown off a fourth-story balcony into a greenhouse for it.

Tired old playbook. Jill Stein can shut the fuck up forever.

How’s their feeding people (and not “to dogs”) capability doing?

No.

Thanks, I definitely see the parts where my give-a-shit wears off but I have fun with it. Here’s a version with no text:

Won’t make the same mistake twice.

According to The Book of Saint Albans, that’s known as a douche of Brads.

What?

Got me 'em.

Got 'em me.

Baculum in case anyone’s curious. Makes me think of the guy from Quantum Leap.

That it’s still bigger than his even after it dries out.

And security is on a smoke break.

Does it work on gerbils? Asking for a Gere dear friend.

In order to keep the memory of their hero alive, all speaking engagements covered by this act must take place outside in an area with long, unobstructed sight lines.

Tuesday

Demand for dongs tends to be much lower than alternatives. They’re just so easy to come by.

Should rename it to Stowaway because it’s an uninvited passenger.

Somebody must’ve lit a fire under his ass to get him to do it.