“No.”

Crisis averted, can get back to fixing things now. The only way you’re getting me on the phone is if there’s some audio component to the problem (alarm buzzers or tones they aren’t able to identify) that isn’t easy to explain in text. Other than that, there are usually just a handful of common issues and you can tell which path we’re going down after a sentence or two of their description.

Boy, you sure did get 'em. No pointing out bad behavior unless your history is unblemished, I guess.

…when you see an actor snorting something up their nose is a powered [sic] called inositol…

Proofreading hard.

I’d watch this Red Dawn reboot.

He puts the cunt in contusion. Works better out loud rather than written though.

A tank full of sharks and gloves that dispense a sticky concentrated chum mixture with each hit. Get a couple good body blows in, knock them into the water, let nature (+/-) take its course.

Ironically and hypocritically

“Predictably” would also fit here.

Hot-glue some of the holes so they each play a different chord. Maybe some kind of flexible barrier in front could redirect airflow until the vehicle picks up speed so some or all will stay quiet initially.

It’s okay, they’re using that special load-bearing drywall.

Cope cord.

All 10 of course. Rather keep it discreet though, don’t want anybody asking awkward questions about why I carry around bags of fingers, whose fingers they are, that sort of thing.

Smelly, moist and full of seamen.

It’s just a new flavor, nothing says he can’t still lick them.

Going from shampoo to ram poo.

You’re right, let’s just call this one and start fresh with the next.

I’m not 100% certain but this looks like one of those cases where a commenter jokingly says that they feel personally attacked but mean that they agree with what was said. Playing at oversensitivity for comedic effect.

No.

Spontaneous carcinization at this time of year, that time of day, in that part of Japan, localized entirely within their luggage?

Trump is expected to sign another executive order declaring that his father loved him and he doesn’t cry himself to sleep every night thinking about it. Also that Eric is an unbearable chode.

Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!