“I’m whoever you want me to be, sweetheart” smoker’s cough
I like this one. It nasty.
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Cmon tell me who are you?
Who who, who who
Your name, usually.
Who’s asking?
“I’m Batman,”
“I’m Ronnie fucking Pickering”
Who’s that?
RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!
I dunno man, when it comes right down to it, who are any of us really? Y’know?
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.”
Spending an hour in the character generator, then clicking “venture forth”.
“Do you want my name rank, serial number and the Readers Digest shitty condensed version of my life story or do you just want to know what I am doing in your living room?”
“I’m fine, thanks. Who are you?”
Hello Fine Thanks. I’m CD.
A better question is “What do you want?”
t. Mr. Morden (Babylon 5)
Whom do you trust? Whom do you serve?
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
You rang?
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the little mouse that eats your cheese! I am Darkwing Duck
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