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minus-squarejose1324@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down2·6 months agoWhat a shitty and inconclusive answer
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·24 days agoIt’s perfectly clear. You will not be married, nor desire marriage in the afterlife. Your focus will be upon the glory of God.
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·6 months agoMatthew: “Okay, but really Jesus, like if I end up fucking my brother’s wife, how’s he going to feel about that when I die? And you said earlier that I could fuck his wife. Everyone heard it.”
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months ago“Be thou not of persistent questions, for in ruin ye may find yourself when annoying such as Me”
What a shitty and inconclusive answer
It’s perfectly clear. You will not be married, nor desire marriage in the afterlife. Your focus will be upon the glory of God.
Matthew: “Okay, but really Jesus, like if I end up fucking my brother’s wife, how’s he going to feel about that when I die? And you said earlier that I could fuck his wife. Everyone heard it.”
“Be thou not of persistent questions, for in ruin ye may find yourself when annoying such as Me”