There went all his hopes for an army career. No more pitching for the Mets. No more professional arm wrestling. No more rowing competitions, or stirring huge pots of gruel.

A ten year old can rush out into the road and become paralyzed for life.

Next time on AMC’s The Walking Lichen

I got my 75 year old father into video games.

With him, I started by getting him an xbox and an xbox live account (which allows playing multiplayer games online).

We play World of Tanks now together quite a bit.

Trump’s primary strategy is to raise wages, not lower prices.

I’m in my 40s, and I’ve found that fast food quality varies up and down from year to year and location to location.

I don’t care whether it’s OK or not

so as the crazy gunman multiply going after the right wing president the left-wing social media continues to advocate for violence?

Red light always infuriates me

Just attach light blub here

YES!

Yes milord!

Yes

I agree. This video does not depict a person being “beat up”

Your doctor is saying that … are they also refusing to help you get it done?

Imagine pulling off this amazing prison break only to emerge from the muddy water looking straight into the eyes of the same cop who caught you during your last prison break.

You’re going to jail

Hey ketchup is free practically everywhere

When I grew up in the 80s I had a bike when I was 7, my best friend was 8 and also had a bike, and we just cruised around town all day together having adventures and avoiding the cigarette smoking 9 year olds who had bigger bikes.

zing! You said the fascism word, and you made it “clever”!

Downvoted for advocating taking men’s children away.

Either everyone but you is stupid, or you’re missing something.