I am very much “lawful good” to “lawful neutral” in general, but when I’m fostering kittens, the TP has to go in the cabinet above the toilet. Where does that land?
Kittens truly bring out the evil in all of us
kleenex is too good, should be replaced for sandpaper
There is exactly 1 sheet in the box
#60GritLife
It’s not just the discomfort it causes to the user, it’s how high quality, non-dissolving paper fucks the sewer system for everyone.
I’ve had friends that used coffee filters because they forgot to buy TP :/
So I have to keep my tp under the bathroom sink so my cat doesn’t shred it. Where does that fit in this chart?
That’s the actual true neutral. You’re a druid.
What if I’m lawful+chaotic good (hoarder)
This is me. Also that is a cupboard, not inside the bathroom.
There just wasn’t a good place in my bathroom to put a bog roll holder. It would have had to be by my shoulder which is awkward to grab. It lives on the windowsill now.
I use a faucet in the toilet.
The TP is just for cleaning edges and corners that are hard to mop/broom/wipe.Or when I drop some egg innards.
TIL: most cat households are lawful evil.
DISAGREE
Chaotic good. Huh. Never would have guessed.
There’s only one evil in this picture.
Napkins. Or kitchen towels!
Chaotic Evil is a roll of kitchen towels cut in half with a bread knife.
Where does a washlet or a bidet enter into this?
Given that most people are commenting from their toilets, this is a weird fucking comic. Black619 is mostly right, but then there’s you and I with our… wetworks.
Me, I’m calling bumgun + normal tp = CG.
bidet would be… NG.
Japanese toilet with bidet, blow drier, LCARS, etc: that’s LG.
Chaotic evil would be a box of socks. Will it clog the toilet? Will it be effective? Will any even be used? Who cares, it’s not my problem.
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Chaotic evil needs to be flushable wet wipes
Lawful evil are a pair of clams
“Flushable”
I’m printing this out. I have for young adults who can’t grab the concept, but they understand D&D
Our cat is a freak of nature who has never once tried to unroll the toilet paper, but we’re still a lawful evil house just in case.
He’s smarter than you think. He just re-rolls it when he’s done.