Grampa: I wish I could see Grandma again, Eric. I miss her so much. Eric: Grampa! I’ve got a great idea! Now close your eyes and count to ten.
Yeet
The yeet seat
New anti homeless tech implemented across all parks.
“Flight 6214 to Mars is now boarding under the Ewe tree.”
BOING BOING Boeing Dream-to-the-Stars-ISS-Liner-ReLauncher-Rescue-Vessel 9000 !!!
The Leroy Jenkins Memorial Bench
And the Lord said “let there be YEET” and it was good.
Single kiss and you’ll lose ground.
Hogwarts’s normal way of letting students travel between classes
That and punting them across swamps
You have a park bench. I have a yeet seat.
We are not the same
What if we kissed on the yeet seat?
Oceangate’s new space program
Angry bird irl
US space program, 2025
This won’t age well after Trump is finished with NASA and their funding turned in to a bankrupt ready golf resort.
Instant Win 🏆
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