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Even the beach is showing more leg than my date.
They are attempting to re attach the dang thing. I wonder what thalli feel like??
I wonder if the surfer was insulted that the shark didn’t even clean its plate… like there was something wrong with the leg?
Allegedly humans taste pretty awful to most apex predators.
Not enough fat on us to sustain marine predators. Kinda like how we can starve eating nothing but rabbit.
(OK, there’s plenty of fat to go around, but not on surfers.)
Someone should lecture the shark about the dangers of foot waste.
