Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
More cushion for the push’n.
This dude banged a couch?
He enjoys some cushion for the pushin’.
It’s called a loveseat for a reason
Many people are saying it.
Including this dude himself
I have so many questions too. What sort of couch? Fabric or leather? Were people sitting on the couch at the time?
Futon Fornication
Yes, he’s a homosectional.
hey man. he also built fences.
Build a million fences you’re a fence builder.
Lay a million bricks you’re a brick layer.
But you fuck one couch…
heheh. was not sure anyone would pick up on that.
So this real or a gag we are all in?
