All of their drawers are missing the thing that keeps them from pulling all the way out so they end up yanking the drawer all the way out every time
Mine never had those anyway. It’s not at all bad once you expect it.
Every liquid product that you try use (glue, shampoo, toothpaste, etc) will be clogged with the dried product requiring a small pick to clear the clog before use.
Every bedsheet you ever buy will get terrible pilling within a month (even the expensive ones!)
Oh not the pilling!!
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May all animals you try to pet run away from you in fear.
You will always feel a hair on your tongue!
You will always feel like something small is crawling on you!
I kinda like the only-mildly-violent ones, like “I hope you step on a Lego!”
Your socks will never feel dry again.
Hey! I wanted to say this. 😡
To me? 😦
No, just to all the cursed people.
Just one sock. And it switches when you start to get used to it, like a plugged nostril.
NSFW: The latest Oglaf is relevant: https://www.oglaf.com/flypaper/
An arch cramp for 2 minutes every day at a random time.
You mean this spasm pain in the foot? Damn, they are annoying!
or a jaw cramp.
Ideally while you need to explain something important
Ooof. Or that thing in your chin just under your tongue.
yup, that’s the one!
I hate those cramps. They are the worst
May every shirt you wear have an itchy tag you can’t remove.
Just be annoyingly cute and nice to them. Like, exrremely.
And what to do with all unicorn blood that’s soon to spoil? Just gift it to them? I don’t think they’d feel it’s a nice gesture it is.
May your children be just like you.
Unforgivable. Should have just killed me.
You shit yourself every time someone says something dumb on the internet
That actually would kill someone from violent diarrhea. Lol
May your butthole itch after every shower
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Oh shit I’ve been living under this one.
May the other side of your pillow be always warm.
