MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoOld school shitpostinglemmy.todayimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1601arrow-down120
arrow-up1581arrow-down1imageOld school shitpostinglemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·edit-23 months agoI heard it as "In days of old, When knights were bold And condoms weren’t invented, They put their socks upon their cocks And babies were prevented."
minus-squaredemizerone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoThe knights of old beat off into socks.
minus-squarerealitista@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-23 months agoYeah that’s the one I know, though I think it sounds nicer with the wording I know: “A sock was placed upon the cock, And babies were prevented”
I heard it as
"In days of old,
When knights were bold
And condoms weren’t invented,
They put their socks upon their cocks
And babies were prevented."
The knights of old beat off into socks.
Yeah that’s the one I know, though I think it sounds nicer with the wording I know:
“A sock was placed upon the cock, And babies were prevented”