“Have you eaten your veggies today?”

I hope so too

Weil die Korrespondenz zwischen “on” und “off” einen besseren Kontrast hat als “an” und “holen”.

Really hard to imagine this working

That’s the joke

For the non-Germans here, this can essentially be translated as follows:

Music: on

Jerking: off

For the OP: Digga, dieser Witz funktioniert offensichtlich besser in Englisch.

With joy.

Nah you won’t, we’ll just drink another cerveza and maybe a couple shots of mezcal and then we’ll all be friends again.

If it helps, this isn’t my own picture. I would probably use softshell tacos as well because I’m not a barbarian.

I’ve never had borracho beans but I googled them and I’m intrigued. Beer and bacon are some of my favorite food groups.

I may not have felt the touch of a woman in YEARS but even I am not autistic enough to play this game.

It’s the hardshell tacos, isn’t it.

Stop gaslighting me as if I’d never seen any frijoles in my entire life.

Even professional food photographers struggle at making these look appetizing, and that’s AFTER throwing a bunch of garnish on or around them.

Sorry, but you’re still just polishing a turd.

Ayy, that could work.

Wait till you see this.

What’s that

I don’t think jeans offer the necessary cooling properties for this particular application.

Why not both?

Sounds like you might have a mild-to-severe case of autism, but don’t worry, that’s at least half of Lemmy if not more.

Especially on Taco Tuesday.

It will be as soon as ESO 6 is released.