“Well let me introduce you to my main man Edgar!”
-Edgar antivirus, programmed entirely in mom’s basement
Drop a train on em Edgar
Scan Complete!
423,827
Viruses Found
A New Record!!
Computer over?!
Virus equals Very Yes?!
That’s not a good prize!
And the Compy… just peed my carpet.
Strong Bad, what is going on?!
Did you get a virus? No… Did you get 400,000 viruses? Yes, very yes.
COMPUTER OVER?
VIRUS EQUALS VERY YES?!
THAT’S NOT A GOOD PRIZE!
Guess my favorites…!
“THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!”
“What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a ‘Strong ba’ in there, but it’s getting eaten, by some… Linux or something.”
“BACK OFF BABY”
“No way. You’re just a kid! Maybe when you’re older…”
We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!
The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!
Yep, you got it right - “techno”!
This is quoted in my house A LOT
A favorite for me is “That’s not a good prize!”
Now let’s go break open that glow stick into home star runners Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.
Computer over. Virus = very yes
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes.
“Computer over”? “Virus = very yes”!? That’s not a good prize!
Dude, sbemail #118 - virus is pure meta brilliance.
Lil Brudder was always my favorite. He has the heart of a champion!
TROGDOOOOOOOOR
I said consummate Vs. Consummate!!
Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it bit him in the face!
-that happened once
You just keep doin your thing man.
Senor Cardgage Mortgage
Some of the very first ones were great; Trevor the vampire, and the one that birthed Homsar (possibly the very first one?). Stuck with it for all the classics; lightswitch rave, Trogdor, teen girl squad, 20X6, Sweet Cuppin’ Cakes (I still bring up Eh, Steve! to this day).
Eventually they started getting longer and longer and lost a lot of the punchiness and I stopped watching.
I think my favourite is probably Trogdor. The way Strong Mad has just carved ‘DAGRON’ into the table always makes me chuckle for some reason.
Trogdor is definitely my number one sbemail.
Check check, check da emails!!!
All I remember is “Checkin’ da email…”
Whats homestar runner? I looked it up but didn’t understand very quickly so I figured fans could tell me in a shorter way than a websearch can
Old animated webcomic
It’s a website from the early 2000’s that had absurdist flash animations centered around weird cartoon characters in a fiction small town. It was kind of like a weird interactive TV show for a while.
Ah nice, that sounds cool. I probably would have enjoyed it if I had been old enough at the time
I’ve had to explain it to my younger friends from college that all these flash animations the old farts reference and nostalgiagasm over were simply the best media available on the internet at the time, because online video just wasn’t really a thing yet outside of flash animations
Strongbad email maybe from a female.
My favorite is Kids’ Book. “Some people are very tall and merciless, Quincy is destroying San Antonio.”
Strongbad email maybe from a female.
That was the “sisters” sbemail, where Strong Bad gets a message from Ali asking if he has a girlfriend, and that there’s two of them, implying she has a sister. Strong Bad talks in a romantic voice, and ends up accidentally deleting Ali’s message.
I couldn’t remember what one that was, thank you. I knew it wasn’t kids book bit thats one of the things I still say all the time
Deleted!? WHAT? Wait, what happened!? No, undeleted! UNDELETED! I didn’t mean to do that! Aw, maaaaaan!
COME BACK, ALI…! Come back Ali’s sister…!
A lot of my favorites have already been mentioned, but I don’t see “Caper” yet.
“Thanks for stopping by; thanks for breaking my cow lamp,” is still common parlance in our household.
And “The Cheat Is Not Dead” is a classic Strongbad hit.
Trogdor
I am a vampire and—
Can’t remember specifics, but I do remember playing the point and click adventure game on Steam, that was a blast
I said come on fhqwhgads, I said come on fhqwhgads
Everybody to the limit! Everybody to the limit! Everybody come on fhqwhgads!
The chief is to the limit
chief
Oh…oh no.
Its close, but not an exact match
The plot thickens …
Whut the hell?