I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
Though it’s in Spanish, a good translation would be: The mole is poking out.
“I’m off to lose another game of whack-a-mole!”
‘Turtling’ seems to be similar.
Prairie doggin
I send out meeting invites in outlook for “office time”
Camera mandatory
Gotta make room for dinner
The chocolate bus honks.
Poop time
Going to “take a comfort”
“I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay”
Time to lighten my load.
“I’ll be right back, gotta check if the bathroom still works”
Time for the most productive part of my day
Gotta unload
Gotta pack a bowl
Gotta flush a bowl
Gotta pay homage to the porcelain gods…
Gotta go burn some toast.
Gotta run, I’m groundhogging!
If I have to pee I’ll say “I have to pee” if I have to shit I say “I have to go to the bathroom”
I usually just say I gotta go to the poo room. But hey, if you wanna bathe in it, I won’t stop you.
There’s a rumble in the Bronx
There’s big trouble in little China
The spice must flow
